Greeting Card - Kick in the Tits

$5.50

Greeting Card // “Life is just such a kick in the tits sometimes.” with optional text “But I’m here for you. For you, and for those tits,” at the bottom.

This greeting card is size A2 (4.25” x 5.5”), blank inside, and professionally printed on a smooth heavy card stock. Cards are paired with a teal envelope and packaged inside a clear plastic card sleeve.

Greeting cards are mailed in a flat 5x7 envelope with a piece of chipboard for safe transit. Processing can take 1-3 business days (Monday through Friday), and please note that printed colors may vary slightly from what is viewed on screen in listing photos.

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Greeting Card // “Life is just such a kick in the tits sometimes.” with optional text “But I’m here for you. For you, and for those tits,” at the bottom.

This greeting card is size A2 (4.25” x 5.5”), blank inside, and professionally printed on a smooth heavy card stock. Cards are paired with a teal envelope and packaged inside a clear plastic card sleeve.

Greeting cards are mailed in a flat 5x7 envelope with a piece of chipboard for safe transit. Processing can take 1-3 business days (Monday through Friday), and please note that printed colors may vary slightly from what is viewed on screen in listing photos.

This original design was hand drawn with pencil and pen, and all Billie Claire products are printed in the US / designed and assembled in Richmond, Virginia. Copyright © 2025 Billie Claire Handmade 

Usage terms & conditions: Personal use only. You may not reproduce, distribute, or resell the design in any format; and altered or derivative works are not permitted. If you would like to use this design and/or image for social media or website content, linked credit to www.billieclaire.com or @billieclairehandmade is required.

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